Just Swingin'
INTRO [Maestro Fresh Wes] {Ebony MC
Ahh ye
Swinging along, just swinging ahh yea
Me and my main man Ebony MC {Right about now
Just swinging along {We just swinging along
Ah yeah, special shout out {Bust it
[Maestro Fresh Wes] {Ebony MC} (Both
We rock the mic {We rock the mic well
We rock the mic {We rock the mic
Well, we rock the mic and (We rock the mic well
(1) for the treble (2) for the bas
Come on Ebony MC help me rock the plac
{Ebony MC
We be waiting, playing, anticipatio
The next new rhyme that I be creatin
For '89 I decided to fix, my rhyme
To make them fresher, to cook under pressur
To be on top and never be the lesse
I'm the animal, uh the hunte
To go getter of a gu
I am the best of the west the beast of the eas
Some people call me lazy, but that's alrigh
I like to lie around talk around, fun aroun
Sleep, get comfortable and even rela
'Til my sleep meter reaches the ultimate ma
To live without my waterbed would be ????
'Til the party roles around my..
[Maestro
Well, I'll never be a peddler, never be a bagge
I'm not Jimmy Walker, but I'm not a Swartenege
You know I got the build of a regular ma
I'm not a J.J., but not no Cona
Just Maestro, not second or thir
I eat at Burger King 'cause I'm not Her
And if your name happens to be Her
Just say {I'm not the Herb you're looking for, Word
I hate to meet mothers, hat e to meet father
They all want me to marry their daughter
It happens to me almost everyda
A girl will take me to her crib and this is what she'll sa
'Mom and dad this is Wes' and I'll say h
Ma will pinch me on the cheek like I'm mom's apple pi
Dad says 'I'm pleased to meet you, I'm Mr. Jones
'You the most decent chap Janine's brought home
'Would you like to have a beer?
No thanks just juic
'Grandma woke up, we'll have to introduce
'Oh, by the way call me pa, we love to make you our son-in-law
See what I mean they won't leave me alon
I just wanted to jump in Janine's pretty little bone
Janine said 'grandma, this is Wes
Grammy said 'hi' I guess she was dea
I said, hi my name is Wes, 'did you say Fresh?
That's right Fresh Wes, I drank the juice and I lef
{Ebony MC
Well I was walking downtown and I saw this whor
She had a body like a two by fou
She came on over, asked for my numbe
I said, no ho, all you want is my lumbe
No, no baby I won't be doing tha
You won't see me stroking no street corner ca
'Cause I'm an arcade junkie, my rhymes are funk
My beats and rhymes rocked Humpty Dumpt
MCs want to thump me, girls want to jump m
My face is smooth and never ever lump
(*Laughter*
[M] That was good, that was goo
{E} Yo, Wes drop that Snow White story ma
Go ahead, drop i
[Maestro
Check it ou
I remember a story, when I was smal
About Snow White and the seven Dwarve
Well, if you ask me, I know that couldn't be tru
If I was one of them I knew exactly what I'd do {What, what?
The story that was told was totally wac
Snow White was a freak and the dwarves were blac
She lived in a house, you could probably figur
What she be doing with a bunch of horny nigga
Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneez
Come one, come on, come on she was sleaz
Happy, Sleepy and my brother Bashfu
Made sure Snow White got her mouthfu
{Ebony MC
Well I'm the cutest looking guy, I like to sa
Conceded you call me, but that's oka
I've often thought about posing for ceterfold
The girl designed me and they broke the mol
Part of the creation, what can I sa
They even made up an Ebony playmat
You know I always keep the body looking fin
The dimple, the smile, nothing out of lin
No dirt in the dimples, I keep the face nea
No sugar in the body, I eat the Shredded Whea
I use the eye drops to keep the eyes clea
Hair so fine I use Ultra-shee
The buttock firm, the girls enjoy tha
No need for exercise I don't collect fa
The feet are large and the jewels look grea
You could try to change but you're late get lai
Wish you were me but that could never b
First of all your name is not Ebony M
[Maestro
Well, I'm not too big, not too small {Average
Not too short, but I'm not that tall {5'9" 5'10"
I'm not a heavy guy and my head ain't bal
As I drive the girls up the wal
I had a girl and her name was Jud
Judy had a super dope big fat booty {Big fat booty
Everything was cool and everything was oka
Until I met this freak named Shebon {Shebon} the other da
Shebon had a shape like an hourglas
Real fine legs with ... {let's just pass
Although she looked young, she was an older gir
Thick like Judy with Malaysian cur
Judy had night school onec a wee
So that would be the night I'd rock that frea
Well that night I went over to Shebon's plac
And to the bedroom we quickly lai
Then I rocked her, oh my, and took a res
I saw a picture of a child on her bedroom chest {Easy
I took a good look and I felt so ba
'Cause it was a portrait of Judy at her Grade 8 gra
Torn between two lovers {It's okay Wes, It's okay
Feeling like a fool {Don't cry man
I just fucked Judy's mother, and Judy's in night schoo
Like Keith I make the ladies Swea
What yo learn about women, I'm trying to forge
I wrote a love jam, now the girls are droolin
I play like Heavy D boy, (just coolin'
Like Laverte, I'm the love exper
No time for casanova but I clock 'nuff skirt
To be blousing, my rhyme arouse
Like blue violets and red rouse
{We rock the mic} we rock the mic {Well
{We rock the mic} we rock the mic {Well
{We rock the mic} we rock the mic {Well
We rock the mic and {We rock the mic well}
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