King of Spain
(Dave as The King)(Mike & Jian
Once I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pi
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisanow I eat humble pi
I'm telling you I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pi
And now I work at the Pizza Pizz
(Jian yelling
1 2 3 4
(Dave
Royalty, lord it looked good on m
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear fre
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monac
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on vide
(Dave)(rest
Once I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my homenow I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDom
(rest
Once he was the King of Spai
(Dave
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say
(Jian speaking in a funny voice
"King, how are you such a genius
(Murray speaking
There's a roof overhea
(Mike speaking in a funny voice
and food on our plates!"
(Dave
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a car
Let's make Friday part of the weeken
And give every new baby a chocolate eclai
(Dave)(rest
Once I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
You phone menow I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pie
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zambon
(rest
Once he was the King of Spai
(Dave speaking
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international orchestra
(rest do vocal solos
(Dave speaking
Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in Canad
after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys
(everyone yelling but Dave
Tell us, King
(Dave
You see late one night when the palace was aslee
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I cree
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitc
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like m
Arrives and we make switch
(rest gasp
(Dave
Prince and pauper, junior and whoppe
World made up of silver and coppe
Under my own volition, I took a change of positio
So next time you drool in the pizza lin
Remember, slower pizza's more lusciou
(All
The King of Spain never rushes!!
(Dave)(rest
Once I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pie
I was lookin' for off-handed ways to improve usnow I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spainnow I eat humble pie
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous
(rest
Once he was the King of Spai
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