Ten Cents a Coup
It was a used car dealers' electio
And the choice was rather smal
D
The boys agreed, "it's the war we need
So there's no president at all."
G
Here's to Nixon and Agne
They are the stars of the stage and scree
D
Not since Laurel and Hard
Have I laughed so hard I screame
I thought that Johnson was the devi
I thought we couldn't do no wors
Now the White House stands in Disneylan
This country must be under a curs
Here's to Nixon and Agne
They are the stars of the stage and scree
Not since Laurel and Hard
Have I laughed so hard I screame
I dreamed that Nixon died of a sunta
There was only Spiro lef
At his swearing in, he fell on his chi
He assasinated himself
Here's to Nixon and Agne
They are the stars of the stage and scree
Not since Laurel and Hard
Have I laughed so hard I screamed