Talkin' Pay TV
Walkin' down to Denver tow
I watched the western sun go down
Thought that I would stop a while
Switch around my TV dial
Got some free Tee Vee . . . Only price was a little boredom
Well, I'm not sure about my tast
But it seemed that TV land was a waste
I saw 30 Westerns, 30 Private Eyes, 30 doctors operated before my eyes
None of the operations was successful, though . . . It's hard to operate
with so much violence around
Well, every few minutes they'd take a brea
For a profound message on a stomach ache
They sold cures for dandruff, milk from the far
Perfume for my underarms
I've had enough . . . I'm stickin' to greasy kid stuff
Well, the blood and gore was upon the floo
And I couldn't hardly stand no more
So I walked outside to get some air
A theater owner was standing there
Carryin' a picket sign . . . Said Pay TV was un-American
He said "I'm against that Pay TV
I've much rather have people pay me."
A dollar for parking, two for the show
Three for the baby sitter, there you go
Get to see a wide-screen spectacular . . . Hercules meets Godzilla . .
Audience meets nausea
Well, Pay TV is fine to se
You get much better quality
Broadway shows, heavy-weight fight
First-run movies every night
Viewers of Denver, unite! . . . Nothing to lose but commercials
Well, people are afraid of something new
They laughed at planes before they flew
You know, you only get just what you bu
So give that Pay TV a try
Remember: . . . families that pay together stay together.
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