No American Starship
(one day mothers fences were blown down in the wind
Oh yes we've lived on the fourt
Since you've lived on the fift
Must be about nine years by no
We've been passing on the stair
Yes, well we've noticed your friend
We've heard you argue some night
Smelt your meals through the floo
Never known you by your first name
Just a mister and missi
No children to pla
Make us bang on the ceilin
What a surprise when you called to sa
"Oh well we're having a part
- Come on over tonight"..
We're neighbours (pass your key
Living over you, living over me
Well we dressed up so fin
Rang the doorbell at nin
Your eyes were on fir
When you opened the doo
Your husband was... haz
You offered us gras
Well of course we refuse
When I went to the lo
Tripped on the carpe
And was joined by a fe
Limbo ladies like touchin
So they felt me up and dow
Laid me out on the floo
Till I cried out for les
I came back to the sof
And there was no one aroun
Cos you'd stolen my wif
To play game
With two men and a snak
Hey mam, what's happening to m
mam etc
I was hungry and ho
Couldn't see through the smok
You were wonderful neighbour
And we were your jok
We're neighbours (pass your key
Living over you, living over m
Crossed the landing alon
Made me some toas
Think I'll bu
A country cottage with a moa
...Well I wasn't rehearse
Think I'll buy... Limbo ladies like touchin
Think I'll buy a country cottage with a moa
Limbo ladies like touching, settle down
(Limbo cottage with ladies in the moat)