Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone
Blue Cyclone, Oooh..
Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so bac
And left me at home by myself to bac
And after five straight nights of T.V. I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of min
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."
He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' matches and let of
a little steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts unknow
With his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never seen the matches befor
And the crowd was backed up plum out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loos
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goos
I'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spi
then he body slammed him, and he did it agai
I swear I didn't see how thal old boy could take much more
It was right about then in the thick of thing
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the rin
And I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at u
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cus
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we parked wasn't too fa
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was ther
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three time
And he put his arms around me from behin
Then he piledrived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and three of my rib
It's the closest I've ever come to being kille
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to slee
Blue Cyclone, Blue Cyclone, Oooh..
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just thinkin
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no bing
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that figh
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at nigh
And I'll never be sastified 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my pla
And all he said was, "Right on, man
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when that car door slammed
It musta broke something, 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone time I got free."
Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys who weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night."
Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin
They'd stop at nothing, short of killin'
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight."
So we all went down to the 'Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the wrasslin' star
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally appeared
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a bee
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! Remember me
I'm the guy you put to sleep
Only this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha ha
You see them two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and grinne
He said, "Okay punk, here we go again
Seems to me that some guys never learn."
And then he waded through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me, and grabbed my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was carryin' me i
And the doctor said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone alone
one of these days, you ain't goin' home
You'll need the undertaker's services, not mine."
Blue Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever know
He'll make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break your bone
Blue Cyclon
The Blue Cyclone
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