Mr Businessman
SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone,This is your Action News reporter with all the news that
is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket.There seems to have
been some disturbance here.Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes
runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a
jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late
she'd already been INcensed
(Here he comes
Looka dat, looka da
(There he goes
Looka dat, looka da
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat
Fastest thing on two fee
Looka dat, looka da
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatom
He gun give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat
He likes to show off his physiqu
(Looka dat, looka dat
If there's an audience to be foun
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique
SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did.I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just
appeared outta the back.Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have
nuthin on but a smile!!I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink.I
hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"But it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!
(He ain't crude
(Looka dat, looka dat
(He ain't rude
(Looka dat, looka dat
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat
He likes to turn other chee
(Looka dat, looka dat
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoe
Guess you could call him unique
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