Handwasher
Never wanted mor
From my local stor
A chance to be by mysel
Be on the right side of the shel
But for every drink I serv
Sure wish I had callous nerv
Cause for every sandwich I kno
There's a sack of shit to be dose
Wash my hands in sham
4000 times a da
And when I make it on hom
There's a smell that always stay
I know the regulars wel
From every stale grill I sel
From bainmaries to cold te
I'm the service that you nee
There's a poison in my drin
It's gonna take each good thought I could thin
There's a poison I kno
Wash my hands in sham
4000 times a da
For while I service your gree
I'm just dying to be clean