Slapshot Man
Slapshot man, that's who I am
put me in the game that's your best plan
Don't bother with the trap or man to man
'cause I'm a slapshot man
Stop, you have no chance
I will have to warn you in advance
When it comes to political stance, I'm a slapshot man
He winds up, but he never fans
just you try to block it if you can
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance
yeah yeah yeah
Slapshot man, that's who I am
and my power rules on ice or land
Whether on the pond or in the sand
the puck's at my command
He's slapshot man, and he entertains
Backhands and wrist shots all seem so lame
next to him Al MacInnis is tame
He puts the goalies to shame
yeah yeah yeah
I'm slapshot man, I know it ain't right
but I even wind up when i'm in tight
I don't ever mean to start a fight
the ref gets so uptight
Slapshot man, goalies call in sick
nightmares of the puck coming off his stick
The thought of a shutout is as unrealistic
yeah it's the slapshot man
Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!
