Super Mario Bros.
((intro)
borrow my car.
then u giv it a test.
what the mario test
mario? marios a fucking psych
((verse 1)
Its 1986 im in the first grad
im workin real hard to get mario lai
i gotta save the princess so we can get the puss
believe me!
mario will get that ass so fuck luigi
mario really wants to get her in bed
so bad that hes busting off bricks with his hea
he just wants sex so forget the wedding bell
jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells
dropin down green pipes and secreat passage way
makin his move to the end were the final castle lays
eat a magic mushroom n grow a little higher
eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
all these creatures that attack him cut mario slac
oh shit hold on ill be right bac
im gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
it gotta be hard to get laid if ur a plumbe
thas y im a werk extra hard fo muh ma
and get into the end so we can stop using his han
mario dosent wanna get hit he'll shrin
the princess wont fuck a little kid..i thin
so stay grown and attend to yer ow
and eventually the princess will attend to yer bon
((chorus x2)
save the princess quick, because she wants the dic
and if you let her free u'll get the puss
((verse 2)
Bowser's tryn to get hed rite now from the princes
buh if its up to me..that what will stop this instinc
cloud people thrown little spiked animal
green plants that with teeth attack like cannible
i heard no body jet runnin in the princess's ove
mario alway seyz "virgins i love em"
i hate the cooper troopers
soon im gonnarun up n jump on the back of theyre sells
till get one of em
im gonna keep playi
n im never gonna qui
cuz sum kid at school told me "u can c the princess tits"
i wanna be there before any of my friends do
so i can say i put pussy upon marios men
at the end of each level i jump n get the fla
sey to myslef another castle in the ba
i hope Bowser's ready cuz hes in for a rid
n mario is serious when it comes homicid
the princess is a freak even though she has clas
mario will take a plunger n put it in her as
i hate the canons that shoot at you constantl
n i hate the platforms that fall out from below m
its all worth whil
jus to see mario smil
stand next to the princess butt naked profil
thas why it's my crusade to get mario lai
super mario brothers best game ever mad
((Chours x2)
save the princess quick, because she wants the dic
and if you let her free u'll get the pussy
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