Super Mario Brothers
Saw my cuz, then he gave us a test
What the Mario test
Mario? Mario’s a fucking psycho
It’s 1986, I’m in the first grade
I’m working really hard to get Mario laid
I got to save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he’s up busting bricks with his head
He just wants sex
So forget the wedding bells
Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways
Making his move to the end
Where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher
Eat a white flower, spit balls of fire
All this creatures at a tackle, cut Mario a slack
Oh shit, hold on, I’ll be right back
*Plays the Game
I’m gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It’s gotta be hard to get laid if you’re a plumber
That’s why I’m gonna work real hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn’t wanna get hit or he’ll shrink
The princess wont fuck a little dick… I think
So stay firm and attend to you own
And eventually the princess will attend to you’re bone
Chorus X
Save the princess quick
Because she want s a dick
And if you let her free
You will get the pussy
Bowser’s trying right now to get head from the princess
But if it’s up to me it’ll stop this instance
Cloud people throwing spiked animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like hannibals
I hearn no body’s yet run into the princess’s oven
And Mario always says, “Bake it, I love it!
I hate the Koopa Troppers so I’m gonna run up
And jump on the back of their cells til they get run up
I’m gonna keep playing and I’m never gonna quit
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess’s tits
I’m gonna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy on Mario’s Menu
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag
And say to myself, “Another castle’s in the bag.
I hope Bowser’s ready cuz he’s in for a ride
And Mario’s serious when it comes to homocide
The princess is a freak even though she’s got class
And Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons, they shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from the moonbeam
It’s all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princess, butt naked profile
So that’s why it’s my desire to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brother’s, best game ever made
Chorus X
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You will get the pussy.
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