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I woke up yesterday mornin
Fell down two flights of stair
Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep
Nine-one-one ambulance help m
But I can't reach the phon
So I scream to the neighbors "Come over break into my home"
I broke my bac
There was nobody there to help m
Broke my bac
All the lies and deception won't change the perception tha
I fell flat on my as
I wish this had happened skydivin
That my parachute faile
But a pair of shoes tripped me down stairs and I lay there and wai
Those things I used to take for grante
Now I take sitting dow
I can't brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to a clow
I broke my bac
And I can't even change the channel
Broke my bac
I fell flat on my as
Well they tell me that I shouldn't get discourage
But they tell me that I'll never walk agai
And they say I'm gonna need alot of courag
And they say I'm gonna need alot of friend
But what I really need is a pair of electric legs
So I wish some genius would just invent them
And if they cost to much I'd share with someone else
Or I would scour the Yellow Pages and I'd rent them
I know I can probably pop a wheel
Entertaining the kid
I can put hockey cards in the spokes I can even throw skid
I get a good seat at a concer
Even get stuff for fre
Is it cause I'm an excellent guy or cause they're scared of m
I broke my bac
And I can't even use the clappe
I broke my bac
All the lies and deception won't change the perception tha
I fell flat on my ass
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