County Fair
This time each year in our hometow
The county fair comes our wa
Where the folks gather round to be happy and spend their da
A-here's what happened now
I soon decide that I'd take with m
The most specialest girl I kne
I had her pack us a lunch and on down the dirt road we fle
(Hurry hurry, step right up and win your girl a stuffed koala bear
[Aw, come on Nicky. Win me a koala bear
(Break the balloon with a dart
(Yes you son, come up here. Win your girl a stuffed koala bear
[Oh please win me a koala bear
(Break the balloon with a dart. Come on son, step right up
(Get up there, that's a boy
Right then I knew what I had to d
(Hurry, hurry
Before that day was throug
(Step right up
I had to win a stuffed doggie or I'd break her poor heart in tw
(Hurry, hurry
(Win a prize
A let me tell you now
I passed up a chance when I walked by a boot
(Hurry, hurry
Where you throw a dart and break a balloo
(Step right up
I snuck by a couple more, but I had to get caught real soo
(Hurry, hurry
(Win a prize
(Step right up, test your strength.
(Come on son, ring the bell with the hammer
[Aww, come on muscles
(Win your girl a stuffed koala bear
[Ooohhh
(Come on son, are you a man or a weakling?
(Yes you, step up here and test your strength
(Win your girl a stuffed koala bear
[Come on baby
(Come on son
I hit the rubber stump just as hard as I coul
(Hurry, hurry
But I didn't make it ring the bel
(Step right up
I tried again and again, but I just didn't do so wel
(Hurry, hurry
(Win a prize
Can you believe it now
Up walked a fella and he tapped me on the shoulder, sai
(Hurry, hurry
I can win your girl a priz
(Step right up
So, he flexed all his muscles and knocked the bell up in the sk
(Hurry, hurry
(Win a prize
Yeah the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sk
(Hurry, hurry
Took my girl and the doggie awa
(Step right up...
Yeah the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sk
(Step right up son, test your strength
Took my girl and the doggie awa
(Come on kid, ring the bell
Yeah the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sk
[Ah, goodbye muscles. I don't need you anymore
Took my girl and the doggie awa
[Loser]
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