Heads You Win, Tails I Lose
Every tim
We have a figh
We flip a coi
To see who's righ
Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right
Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight
But with you're style of gamblin' there's no chance to wi
That's how it is, and that's the way it's always bee
Heads, you wi
Tails, I los
Heads, you wi
Tails, I los
Bad new
If we were playing cards you'd be the one to dea
You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette whee
You pick 'em at the races like I've never see
And then you make me pay off like a slot machin
Heads, you wi
Tails, I los
Heads, you wi
Tails, I los
Bad new
Oh well, match me honey (match me honey
Take my money (take my money
You know the odds are your's (flip it baby
So flip the coi
I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' gam
From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the sam
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds agai
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll wi
Heads, I wi
Tails, you los
Heads, I wi
Tails, you los
Bad new
Oh well, match me honey (match me honey
Take my money (take my money
You know the odds are your's (flip it baby
So flip the coi
I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' gam
From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the sam
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds agai
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll wi
Heads, I wi
Tails, you los
Heads, I wi
Tails, you los
Bad new
Heads, I wi
Tails, you los
Heads, I wi
Tails, you los
Bad news