Insects Rule
(Benson/Falkner)
Once knew a woman, she was skin and bone
Invited all the insects to come into her hom
She trained them so wel
They could answer her phon
The day finally came when the poor woman was overthrow
Her husband returned home from voyages at se
To find his lovely wife dead and a spider sipping te
He drew his knife and swor
He would have the spider's eye
An army of red ants nearly took him by surpris
The sailor and his wife lay dead while neighbors peeked i
Outside the dogs were mesmerize
By the humming from withi
News spread throughout the town of the insects' arriva
People gathered in the church to pray to Go
And quote from the Bibl
Men came with gasoline and torches abrigh
A billion flies covered the skies til it was dark as nigh
The cries were barely heard beneath the buzzing of the bee
Now the insects rule so get down on your knee
And the town crier said
You God-fearing people had better bewar
Gather up your idols and begin to prepar
The time has come, the locusts have taken the ai
negotiations are in effect the bugs don't even care