Shenanigans
It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DB
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pint
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on T
'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil ey
I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump joc
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my fac
Well now he started, but I'll finis
But first I'll have another Guinnes
Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always wi
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my lif
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right
Don't tell me how to live my life
Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go awa
Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breat
You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss
The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each da
No way man, I have always been down with si
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bu
'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked
Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republica
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my lif
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right
Don't tell me how to live my life
Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from m
So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just grea
And eating meat, oh God forbi
You'll be more fun when you're dea
Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FL
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drun
Got in the car and drove aroun
and passed the Yankees training groun
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fenc
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nic
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friend
The cops were there, they saw the tap
Straight to jail at any rat
Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my lif
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right
Don't tell me how to live my life!
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