Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS?
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!
You men have it soooo easy..
I wish that you could feel this just once..
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!
[CHORUS
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUE
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUE
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUE
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUE
OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!
OHHH...You're hungry are you
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING..
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!
[CHORUS]
