Bohemian Polka
(Anthony Kiedis/Flea/John Frusciante/Chad Smith/Al Yankovic
Sometimes I fee
Like I need a vacatio
Sometimes I fee
Like I wanna g
To the city of caveme
The city of Bedroc
I'd be a Flintston
Now I'll tell you why..
Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilm
Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebble
Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Din
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vin
Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubbl
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubbl
He's a midget but he makes a lot of troubl
Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubbl
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffal
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffal
There's handshake everybody gotta kno
How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
I get by on all my prehistoric knowho
Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bam
Little Pebbles is his number one fa
He's the strongest toddler in the whole lan
Tear your arm off if he shakes your han
Got a car, gonna push it with my feet no
Gonna take my family out to eat no
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat no
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not moo-co
Wanna chill with a sabertooth tige
Wear a loincloth, natural fibe
Be the first Rolling Stone subscribe
Got a pterodactyl for a wiindshield wipe
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Don't know what it means but I say it anyho
Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel-pi
Movin' rocks on a big dinosaur I si
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fi
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows it's time to qui
I realize I'm living in the Stone Ag
No fax, no cellular phone-ag
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-ag
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wag
Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyen
Barney Rubble, what a little wiene
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleane
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do no
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