Callin in Sick
Gonna tell you a stor
About Chuck and Diane
Couple British kids fro
The palace at Buckingham
Chuckie wants to grow u
And be a polo star
And ride his little horsie
All around the backyard. (oh yeah
You know they really paid their dues
I said hey, lawdy mama
They got them Buckingham blues
Now Chuckie goes hunting
And leaves Diane alone
So she fixes her hair
And she talks on the Princess Phone
Chuckie's still tryin' to figure ou
What his job's supposed to be
And Diane's the fashion leade
Of the aristocracy
I said hey, Lady Di
Tell me where'd you get them shoes?Ah
Well hey nonny nonny
Looks like you got them Buckingham blues
Aw, bein' heir to the throne, wel
It must be awful hard
Gotta pose for picture
Out on the front yard
And Lady Di, well
She must have it pretty rough
Gotta hang around the house all day
Makin' babies and stuff
Another game of croquet
Then they're off on a Caribbean cruise
Well hey bop-a-re-bop
They really got them Buckingham blues
(Ah, tell it to me, now tell it to--wow
Ah got my mojo workin'!
They don't serve no Twinkie
With their afternoon tea
Never had a dinne
Made by Chef Boy-ar-Dee
Bein' in the spotligh
Is a hard life to choose
Diane drops half a pound
It's on the six o'clock news.Ah yeah
Those kids have really paid their dues
Aw, what a royal pain it is
When you got them Buckingham blues.
