Finale
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lan
with a rabid wolverine in my underwea
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back sea
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eye
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessin
but about that time we crashed into the truc
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphal
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi deale
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells m
CHORU
Everything you know is wron
Black is white, up is down and short is lon
And everything you thought was just s
important doesn't matte
Everything you know is wron
Just forget the words and sing alon
All you need to understand i
Everything you know is wron
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham
when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimensio
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from spac
who kinda looked like Jamie Far
They sucked out my internal organ
and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good spor
and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would car
to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday nigh
so I could pay my phone bill on tim
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yellin
CHORU
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twi
when I got a nasty paper cu
and, well, to make a long story short
it got infected and I die
so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gate
and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearin
He tells me that they've got a dress cod
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machin
for all eternit
and every day he runs by screamin
Everything you know is wron
Black is white, up is down and short is lon
And everything you used to think was so importan
doesn't really matter anymore, because the simple fact remains tha
Everything you know is wron
Just forget the words and sing alon
All you need to understand i
Everything you know is wron
(Everything you know is
Everything you know is wrong
