I Lost on Jeopardy
(James/Miller/Hammer/Al Yankovic
I can't watch this. I can't watch thi
I can't watch this. I can't watch thi
My my my my TV makes me so bore
Makes me say oh my Lor
What is this garbage here
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ear
It sucks, and that's no li
It's about as much fun as watching paint dr
Lowers my IQ one notc
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watc
I told you homeboy...I can't watch thi
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you kno
I can't watch thi
Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch thi
Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch thi
Talkin' bout sick show
There's America's Funniest Home Video
I can't believe my eye
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first priz
Somebody's poor old mo
Falls down off the roof, lands right onthe law
Face first on a rak
I hear they got it on the seventeenth tak
That's funny as a kick in the crotc
And that kinda show, uh, I can't watc
Yo, I told you...I can't watch thi
Change the channel now, man...I can't watch thi
Yo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker...I can't watch thi
Cosby show and Roseann
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I ca
Judge Wopner, oh m
You gotta be Rainman to like this gu
Thirtysomething's all righ
If you like hearing yuppies whining all nigh
Can't stand Twin Peak
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freak
Those Siskel and Ebert bum
Oughtta go home and just sit on their thumb
That's word because you now...I can't watch thi
I can't watch thi
Break it down
Here's how to order-money back guarantee
Removes tough stains fast-it tastes more like fresh peanuts
They keep going and going-don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Could be dandruff-our prices are insaaaane!!
Stop! Prime time
I'm pretty sure I'll be sic
If I have to watch another stupid pet tric
Or that guy with the real flat hai
That goes "woof woof woof" and wave
His fist in the ai
Or those weird talk show
About transsexual Nazi Eskimo
They're rude, and crude and vil
Just for a minute let's flip down the dia
Flip, flip, flip...yecch, I can't watch thi
Look, man, I can't watch thi
I can't take this torture no more, I can'
I can't watch thi
Pay the bills, station brea
Break it down
Operators are standing by-cubic zirconium necklace
You're soaking in it-and our fabulous swimsuit issue
When you've got a headache this big-read the book
this is your brain on drugs-I've fallen and I can't get up!!
Stop! Cable time
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MT
I might like them more after my lobotom
Now why did I ever pay for this junk
I hooked up eighty channels, and each one stun
Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T &
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonn
Throw my set awa
I can't watch this, I can't watch thi
I can't watch this, yeah...I can't watch thi
I told you...can't watch thi
Too hip, can't watch thi
Get me outta here...can't watch thi
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