I Think Im a Clone Now
Say, do you remember that guy Larry next doo
Well, he always was the neighborhood clow
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color picture
And posted copies all over tow
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my law
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till daw
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' aroun
Boy, what a joke
What a funny, funny gu
I'll never forget about Larr
No matter how I tr
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hai
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstra
And filled my toothpaste tube up with glu
All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tie
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax insid
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with yo
Boy, what a joke
What a funny, funny gu
I'll never forget about Larr
No matter how I tr
You know I couldn't help but laug
Even though he treated me like slim
Remember when he cut my car in half
Well, he really got me good that time
Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's hous
Late at night and tied his mouth with a ra
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the fores
And stuffed him in a big plastic ba
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd sa
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us toda
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good ga
Oh boy, what a joke
What a funny, funny gu
I'll never forget about Larr
No matter how I tr
Oh boy, what a joke
What a funny, funny gu
I'll never forget about Larr
No matter how I tr
No matter how I tr
Oh, I remember Larr
[This is followed by some backwards stuff that is hard to decipher
I believe it says "Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on you
hands." Thanks to Bermuda for clearing up a couple of the words.]
