Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
All I do is grunt and groa
Hurts me to walk anywher
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jone
He took my trousers off, told me to coug
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discus
He tells me any day I might have to wear a trus
Living with a herni
All the time, such aggravatio
Living with a herni
Gonna be my ruinatio
Living with a herni
Got to have an operatio
Feel so ol
Too much bad pai
Good gawd, drives me insan
Can't run, barely craw
Got a bulge in my intestinal wal
Walk real funny, bless my sou
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bow
You can't even do the splits now...Better call it quits no
I'm sick of all this dancin' anyho
Living with a herni
Hurts me bad in a tender locatio
Living with a herni
Had enough humiliatio
Living with a herni
Got to have an operatio
I live with a herni
Can't get up, can't bend ove
Now I live with a herni
Wait a minute..
You may not be familiar with the common type
Of hernias that you could ge
So just settle down, let me clue you i
There's incomplet
Epigastri
Bladde
Strangulate
Lumbar herni
Richter's herni
Obstructe
Inguinal and Direc
Living with a hernia...Rupture
I said it's causin' me such irritatio
Living with a herni
Have to have my medicatio
Living with a herni
I feel bad!
