Mr Popiel Lyrics - Yankovic Weird Al

Mr Popiel
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him 'most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say
(iron lung sounds
Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply
And Mr. Frump would say
(iron lung sounds
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to b
Mr. Frump's dying day
So now I bring to you the very last thin
That Mr. Frump had to say
(rapid iron lung sounds
A-men!