Phony Calls
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was buste
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disguste
'Cause it's just one of those day
It's just one of those day
I lost one of my socks in the drie
I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fir
Just one of those day
It's just one of those day
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tre
A big swarm of locusts is following m
There's not even anything good on T
It's just one of those day
It's just one of those day
Left all my Beatles records out in the su
Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongu
It's just one of those day
Gonna be one of those day
The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ant
And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pant
Just one of those day
Ever have one of those days
The bank called me up and told me I'm overdraw
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front law
And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone
It just...just one of those, one of those day
Just one of those, one of those day
The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phon
Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alon
Shouldn't have got up this morning, shoulda know
It's just one of those day
It's just one of those day
A 747 crashed into my de
And there's nothin' but tater tots for dinner agai
It's just one of those day
Never mind, it's just one of those day
Big steamroller just ran over my mo
And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bom
It's just one of those day
That's all, it's just one of those day
Then late at night, just before I go to be
The world blows up and now everybody's dea
You just can't deny it, it's just like I sai
Just...just one of those, one of those day
Just one of those days, one of those days
