Curly's Pants Lyrics - Corky and the Juice Pigs

Curly's Pants
I bought a pair of pant
At the corner stor
They were size fourty-on
I'm size thirty-fou
So I took them to a tailo
And I tried them o
And he took them i
And I took them hom
Now they felt just fin
Until I read this ta
On the inside le
And it chilled my spin
They were the pants that Curly died i
They were the pants he could not hide i
And they had a button fl
And they poked me in the ey
Whadja do that for
And it was my defea
When I wore them on the stree
'Cause I would g
Whoop (repeat 4 times
And I would g
I'm a victim of circumstance
And I would sa
Hey Moe! Hey Larry! Free eats
For my pants I've paid
And my pants went
I keep tryina think but nothin' happens
And my pants went
Ahra- hra -hra -hr
And my pants went
Hey Moe! I think I'm havin' a cardiac arrest!