Hot Squat Homber
He was little but we loved hi
He was small but he was swel
He was tiny, how he teased m
Guess he knew how to ring my bel
He was my midget love slav
He was a horny little half-pin
With lovin' for sal
He was my midget love slav
His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayl
The first time that I saw hi
Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarf
He played a dwarf named Sleaz
One look at his beard and I wanted to scor
He was my midget love slav
He was a horny little half-pin
With lovin' for sal
He was my midget love slav
He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wai
We were happy togethe
Making hot love with never a paus
Then one day he left m
For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of O
He was my midget love slav
He was a Hot Squat Hombr
With love on his min
He was my midget love slav
But size don't matter when the lovin' is fin
Size don't matte
Size don't matte
Size don't matter when the lovin' is fin
Size don't matte
Size don't matte
Size don't matter when the lovin' is fin
Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you
Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah..
Say why don't you give me a little fidget
With those clever little digits, bab
Oh come on, do it agai
Do it again
Do it again, baby
Do it again!
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