The Church Lyrics - Corky and the Juice Pigs

The Church
I belong to the church of the well-endowed ma
My member's big as a grizzly bear's hea
My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to m
I'm proud of the width and the length of my par
You should see me break the young girls' heart
I always draw a crowd when I take a pe
Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drag
And when I got to bed the mattress sag
It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehos
Oh lemmee tell ya..
We belong to the church of the well-endowed ma
If you measured us in feet we'd be over te
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed me
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.