Eskimo
I'm the only gay eskim
I'm the only one I kno
I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
but all I want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber
but me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
I make a wish on the Northern Light
that I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
And the seals they sing now (seal sounds
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pol
See the North Pole
I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe
Now like the Proclaimers would sing i
I'm the only gay eskim
I'm the only one I kno
I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe
Like Bob Dyla
I'm the only gay eskim
I'm the only one I kno
I'm the only gay eskimo
Like Rick Ocasek from The Car
I'm the only gay eskim
I'm the only one I kno
I'm the only gay eskimo and she used to be mine
Like Oasi
I'm the only gay eskim
Like Van Morriso
I'm the only gay eskim
Well you see me coming around the street I'm a turning... u
And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well
And the crack was good
I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.