Miners
Down in the mine it's dark and it's dam
Your legs will be bent and your buttocks will cram
Dust will get into your eyes and your pant
And make your underwear filthy.
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner!
Down in the mine it's dark as a nigh
Our helmet's too big and our boots are too tigh
We drink beer all day and throw up all nigh
And we wake up and do it again.
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner!
My father was a miner. And my mother was a miner before him. And my uncle had sex with minors, but he's in prison now, it's a horrible thing.
Down the black hole we go every da
Diggin' the coal to earn our pa
Some of us straight and rest of us ga
But all of us stinkin' like men!
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner!
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner
Hail the miner!