Skateboard I put a wheel in her right han
I put a wheel in her left han
I put a wheel between her leg
I used my Grandma as a skateboar
And we went up and dow
And we went 'round and 'roun
We did the Alley-Hop, we did the Acid-Dro
Went down a hill and we took a spil
And now Grandma is dead!