Pandas Must Die
White and Black! The friendly bears of China
White and Black! They rarely reproduce...
What shall be done about these Chinese bears...
What shall be done about, these friendly bears
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
(Yaaaayyyyyyy...
Why should we save them? What good do they do
Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you
They can't wear T-shirts. they can't bounce basket balls
They can't walk tightropes over niagra falls..
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
(Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up... You fat bastards!
All endangered species, leave endangered faeces
If you knew how bad they smelt, you would gladly take the belt
If we killed them all, we could have more parking lots
We could have small couches, made of little ocelots
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!!!
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