Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
Lift your head up high and blow your brains outDo you still go to raves?Do you think that Christ saves?Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?Did you like the movie Malcolm X?Or do you own a record by Stryper?Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?Were you born and raised in New Jersey?Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?Are you deaf?Well if you are you can't hear meBut what's the use of living if your ear's be?Broken even if I spoke clearlyYou're still not able to hear meCause life is a game that no one winsBut you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shitNo take that towel and hang yourself with itLife's short and hard like a body-building elfSo save the planet and kill yourselfIf you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all aboutLift your head up and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outDoes your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?Does she look pregnant although she's not?Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?Does he do kegstands until he hurls?Could a blind man mistake his complexion for BrailleDoes he have time to sit around and wait for the mailLife is a game that no one winsBut you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shitNo take that towel and hang yourself with itLife's short and hard like a body-building elfSo save the planet and kill yourselfIf you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all aboutLift your head up and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outSo take your life instead of taking it for grantedI'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan itLive today like it's gonna be your lastHang out blow your mind have yourself a gasI hope you take this the wrong wayAnd misinterpret what I sayRewind and let me reverseBackwards like Judas Priest first did(Reversed)Devil child wake up & eat Chef Boyardee, Beefaroni x4Cause life is a game that no one winsBut you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shitNo take that towel and hang yourself with itLife's short and hard like a body-building elfSo save the planet and kill yourselfIf you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all aboutLift your head up and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains outLift your head up high and blow your brains out
