Scary Ned
Let me tell you a story about scary NedScariest guy to ever wet a bedHe had hands on his arms and eyes on his headBut they weren't hisHe'd go down to the market and try to scare the fishHe said that they bothered him, they weren't his favorite dishThen he'd go down to the highway and pretend that he was deadThat just the way he was, creepy scary NedOoohh oohhhhh Scary NedNed loved Halloween cuz he didn't need a maskHe'd steal the children's candy, he didn't even askHe'd sit right down in front of them and then he'd start to eatHe'd tell them they were better off cuz that stuff can rot your teethOoohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary NedA strange glow would come from his place late into the nightHe'd watch T.V. 'til the dawn, you know that ain't rightIf he started to get tired he'd rub sauerkraut on his headThat's just the kind of guy he was, good old scary NedOoohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary NedHe had a face his mother didn't loveWhen people saw on the street they often said "Uughh!"Sometimes late at night he'd walk aloneHe'd be reciting stuffBad sounding stuffIcky awful stuffBut when you got to know him, he weren't so badOoohh oohhhhh Scary NedOoohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary NedOoohh oohhhhh Scary Ned [this repeats to end over talking- K]He's pretty scaryScary NedReally scaryScary NedHe's scaryHence the nameScary NedI saw him yesterdayHe said "Hi"I got scared'Cause he'sScary NedIf he weren't scaryI supposed he'd be calledLike, Happy NedAnd who wants to hear a song aboutHappy Ned (Happy Ned)
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